pulp

pulp - n - A magazine or book printed on rough, low-quality paper made of wood pulp or rags, and usually containing sensational and lurid stories, articles, etc.

Before there was television there were pulp magazines. A newstand of the 1930s was a wondrous sight: brightly-colored, action packed, sometimes sexy covers on magazines featuring an incredible variety of stories - mystery, detective, weird, science fiction, war, air war, sports, romance, humor, jungle adventures, Oriental adventures, spicy, and a number of series characters, including the Shadow, Doc Savage, the Spider, G8 and His Battle Aces, and many others. (Caveat: The covers could be sexy, but they promised a lot more than the fiction inside delivered.)

The typical pulp magazine paid a cent a word, and with hundreds of pulps at any given time there was a constant demand for fiction. It was a great time for a young writer to be alive. Alfred Bester said that the pulps gave the novice a place to learn his craft while getting the bad writing out of his system. Few such markets exist today.

The cent a word rate was pretty standard, but some of the pulpier pulps paid, as the old joke had it, "a quarter cent a word, payable on lawsuit." Still, at a cent a word, a 20,000 word story (about 35 printed pages or so) paid 200.00. 200 bucks went a long way in the great days of the pulps (maybe from about 1920 to 1955). L Ron Hubbard and Arthur Burkes routinely cranked out 10,000 words a day.

Naturally a lot of pulp fiction makes for painful reading today, but then much modern TV makes for painful viewing. Audiences then were no more sophisticated than audiences today. And some high-powered authors got their start in the pulps: Raymond Chandler, Tennessee Williams, Dashiel Hammett, Philip Wylie, Robert A Heinlein, Isaac Asimov, Erle Stanley Gardner, and many others.

So much for the pulps.

Today's picture, "Exquisite" number three, is The Pink Rose by Charles Amable Lenoir. I hate to indulge in art-babble, but since Nat's not paying attention I will point out the obvious (to me) symbolism: innocence, virginity, pristine possibility. The pink rose. Beautiful.

ambit

ambit - noun - circuit or compass; the boundaries or limits of a district or place; an area in which something acts, operates or has power or control; extent; sphere; scope

Last night I was teaching SafeKids about their "circle of safety". That is the area around you over which you exert personal control. If you allow someone close enough to reach into that space, you risk capture by bad-guys. Sure wish I could have used this word, but a bunch of 5-11 year old kids just wouldn't have understood it and it would have taken as long to explain it as it did to just describe the concept.

exquisite - Second in a Series

Jeanne Rannay (1877), by Pierre Auguste Renoir

doyen

doyen - noun - the senior member of a body or group; one who is knowledgeable or uniquely skilled as a result of long experience in some field of endeavor

The resident example, is, of course, Jack.

perdition

perdition - noun - a state of final spiritual run; loss of the soul; damnation; the future state of the wicked; utter destruction and ruin.

I am (once again) reading an old favorite of mine, although I can't recall having mentioned the title. I'll give you a hint, the famous first sentence is, "Call me Ishmael". If you need an example of a cynical person, please read the first couple of chapters of this book! Anyway, today's word is embedded in a quote I found irresistable to post. It is on the difference of paying or being paid.

The act of paying is perhaps the most uncomfortable infliction that the two orchard thieves entailed upon us. But being paid, - what will compare with it? The urbane activity with which a man receives money is really marvellous, considering that we so earnestly believe money to be the root of all earthly ills, an that on no account can a monied man enter heaven. Ah! how cheerfully we consign ourselves to perdition!

(Note the older spelling (now considered incorrect) of the word marvelous). I'd be interested in reading comments by Jack regarding the religious views held by our hero in this statement. Note the often misquoted or misunderstood assertion that money is the root of all earthly ills which the Bible specifically states the LOVE of money...

For those who may not have figured out the book in this case, the author is Herman Melville, the title is (wait for it... ) "Moby Dick". My particular tome is ancient by all appearances, it has a hard green cover, torn at the edges, yellow, brittle paper and no copyright or publishing date contained therin and published by Grosset & Dunlap of New York. Being a former library book (discarded in lieu of newer printings in better condition no doubt) , the oldest stamp is March 22 1965. Yet, oddly, it's the only copy I have (I have, for example, a couple of books containing the Three Musketeers). This is truly a wonderful read, not only for the story, but also for it's language. A real joy and should be listed in the top 10 of pretty much everyones reading list.

poignant

poignant - adj - Keenly distressing to the feelings; keen or strong in mental appeal; affecting or moving the emotions; pungent to the smell.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind. - Evan Esar (American Humorist 1899-1995)

Guilty.

parasol

parasol - n. - a lightweight umbrella used as a sunshade

Also, think Mary Poppins.

erastian

Erastian - n - One of the followers of Thomas Erastus, a German physician and theologian of the 16th century. He held that the punishment of all offenses should be referred to the civil power, and that holy communion was open to all. In the present day, an Erastian is one who would see the church placed entirely under the control of the State.

Sounds reasonable, right? Check out the battles over homosexual adoptions recently conducted by Catholic Charities in San Francisco (needless to say, they folded like a cheap suit) and the Catholic and Anglican churches in England. It seems these institutions, all of which handle adoptions, think that sending children home with "parents" who are in violation of Christian doctrine would be a sin. There are, however, laws against homophobia in Tony Bennet's beautiful city by the bay and Tony Blair's Cool Brittania.

On a personal note, I have had it. I realize that Good Old John - that clownish figure at the end of the aisle - is easy pickings for anybody who's having a rough day, but I've finally reached my limit. It's bad enough that my beloved civilization and the country whose history has fascinated me since I was five are dying, but I can no longer stand the Death of a Thousand Cuts that is my life at Hertz. Like Dostoevsky's famous servant, I am tempted to stand up and shout, "I too am a human being!" Realistically, though, I'm not - not really. I'm just a unit in a number that's reported to the EEOC on a regular basis. Do I serve any real purpose here? Would it make any difference if I spent my days reading scripture? Answers: No and Yes (reading scripture might bring me peace.)

Do I whine? No, I'm not whining. I'm absolutely furious. I have nothing left to give, not that anybody would want it in the first place.

Sorry about the vent, but I have to do it and I'm going to let it stand. The alternative is for me to hand in my notice and take my chances, but, having a wife and children as I do, that's not an option.

Look on the bright side: It may be a rant, but I used no obscenities and never blasphemed. You may also put out of your minds any notion that I'm going to grab a gun and start shooting. At most I'll make a furious entry on my personal blog.

One more thing: This is not open to discussion.

Unitarianism

Unitarianism - n - Christian doctrine that stresses individual freedom of belief and rejects the Trinity.

Unitarianism did indeed start out as a Christian sect, but has since provided churches the main function of which seems to be feeding doughnuts to atheists and agnostics on Sunday morning.

Isaac Newton wrote far more on Christian exegesis than he did on science and mathematics. In fact, his entire exposition of the calculus appeared only as an appendix to his book on optics. Newton, however, did have a deep, dark secret: he was a closet Unitarian, in that he denied the doctrine of the trinity (he was essentially an Arian).

Father Richard McBrien, formerly head of the theology department at Notre Dame, has been rightly described as "as good a Unitarian as you'll ever meet." People who were shocked that Notre Dame hosted a performance of Eve Ensler's unutterably sick Vagina Monologs (sorry, Nat, but it's her title, not mine), should take a closer look at the theological underpinnings of America's premier Catholic university. I'm not too crazy about Catholic-bashing, but they sure have been begging for it.

Is it any wonder that churches which are trying to keep up with the times are losing membership, while churches that actually take all that Christian stuff seriously are thriving? All those good Unitarians, be they Catholic, Episcopalian, or Methodist, are losing the culture war, and a good thing too. Seven Virginia churches recently left the Episcopalian communion. With Katharine Jefferts Schori elected head of the U.S. church, one needn't wonder why.

trant

trant - verb - to walk slowly; to traffic in an itinerary manner; to peddle (as a noun - a scam)

This is the last of the words I collected from the Lost Beauties list.

off-kilter

off-kilter - adj. - not in perfect balance, a bit askew; eccentric, unconventional

Somehow this came up in a conversation at work the other day. And none of us could remember how to properly say the word:

"Off-kelter?"

"No, that doesn't sound right. Off-canter?"

"Now, I know that's not right."

"Off...?"

"What does it even mean?"

"It's when something is off or not right."

(then we somehow got on the discussion of the Earth's axis)

"I don't know. Hey, maybe I'll use it as one of my WoDs!"

reck

reck - verb - to have care, concern or regard; to take heed.

No, this isn't what happens between two cars when the drivers aren't paying enough attention to their driving. No this isn't the disorganized and chaotic condition of some people's lives. That word would be wreck (with a preceding 'w').

Note this word is nearly lost to history, but consider the suffix -less. When applied to this word, gives us a common enough word in our language. However, for fun, try this one out on someone and see how they react. They will probably think you meant wreck!

casus belli

casus belli – n - An event or political occurrence that brings about a declaration of war.

Prominent examples include the firing on Fort sumter (1861, American Civil War), the assassination of Archdule Framz Ferdinand and his wife Sophie (1914, World War I). and the German invasion of Poland (1939, World War II). Don't even get me started on the Hundred Years War. Edward III is probably still wearing a hairshirt in purgatory. (Speaking of purgatory, I'm almost certain that the soft drink machines are stocked only with Fresca, the cigarette machines contain only Carltons, and the dinner menu will be either liver and Brussel sprouts or squid with a side order of spaghetti and clam sauce. I'm not too worried though; by the time the rewrite is implemented, my stay there should be down to 6.000 years [give or take a century].)

And now, take the IQ challenge by answeing a test question from the movie IDIOCRACY:You have a bucket that holds two gallons. You have another bucket that holds five gallons. How many buckets do you have?

Keep that in mind as you read the following transcription of a conversation between a North Orange County high school match teacher and one of his students. I wish I were making it up, but I'm not.

Student: My mother is 28 [years old].

Teacher: How old are you?

Student: 15.

Teacher: So your mother had you when she was 13?

Student: Wow! How did you figure that out in your head so fast?

Teacher (embarassed): Uh, well, after all, I am a math teacher.

(California schools spend over 10,000 dollars per annum per student.)

I wonder how that kid would make out on the IDIOCRACY IQ test. (What am I saying? My betters have assured me that there's no such thing as IQ, and that people like Charles Murray and Richard Lynn are just racist, Nazi, sexist swine - so there! I'll ask again - how does anybody ever get bored in such a fascinating world so filled with big boffs and hearty-har-hars?)

inordinate

inordinate - adj. - disorderly, unregulated; exceeding reasonable limits, immoderate

Last week I kept forgetting to submit my words. Maybe I can blame it on Jack for not being in the office and me not having him here as a reminder to post? Yeah, that works. I'm sticking with that excuse.

Perhaps I am inordinate?

ingle

ingle - noun - a fire burning in a hearth; a fireplace

holt

holt - noun - a wood or grove; a wooded hill

I believe Steinbeck used this word in his novel Of Mice and Men and it also shows up on the list of beautiful words by MacKay.

nostalgia

nostalgia - noun - a wistful desire to return in thought or in fact to a former time of one's life, to one's homeland, or to a one's family and friends; a sentimental yearning for the happiness of a former place or time.

Two thoughts come to mind on this word from the Lost Beauties list: 1) it was a mistake to leave Hz. I've been more and more miserable over here. The money is good (better than Hz was, but the work environment stinks). This company seems to bend over backwards looking for ways to make their employees mad. I could go on and on, but I'll think I'll just leave well enough alone. 2) Where are all the word contributors? It was, perhaps easier to manage things when we were all together, but I miss those days of pestering each other about the days word.

mickle

mickle - adj - great; large; much

An archaic word from the list of beautiful words.

Happy Valentines Day!

ugsome

ugsome - adj - horrid; loathsome; disgusting; ugly

curtail

curtail - v. - to make less by or as if by cutting off or away some part; shorten